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My friend scratched my passenger car door with his backpack. I was super pissed and he just laughed and said he was sorry. Later that evening, I get a phone call hearing he was rear-ended by a Dodge (ironic) Mega Cab 3500 pickup truck. He drives a tiny Mazada Miata. So I’m happy.

I recently caught my girlfriend cheating on me with another guy. I was devasted because we had been going out for almost 4 years now. Later that day, her hot best friend Kari called me to see how I was doing. It turned out she had been wanting me for all these years. I have a [...]

Last Wednesday, my teacher passed out our research papers and I got a D- . I spent weeks on that thing. With little hope for the rest of the day I was ready to leave the class because of this boring bitch, who called herself a professor. I finally made up my mind to stay from fear she would mark [...]

Last week, I asked my boss for a raise. He replied, “Times are tough and money is scarce, sorry son but some of us might not be here much longer”(obviously referring to me). The next morning I was fired from my job. A week later I saw my boss at Starbuck’s and overheard him talking about how [...]